At A Quarter Past Four
Most days
At a quarter past four
When I come in I slam the door
And I never
wipe my feet on the mat
And I worry the dog
And I worry the cat,
And I sometimes put crisps
in the goldfish bowl,
And I always hide the remote control,
And I call my sister a
BIG FAT PIG
then,
Tell my dad he should wear
a wig,
And I give my mother my
‘horrible look’
And I NEVER want to
read a book,
Then,
I turn out my bag
and tip my pens and books
all over the floor,
Most days
At a quarter past four.